dylanobabe: i like my men unattainable and out of my league
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
nicoleabandoment: If you stopped to read this, just think. The word suicide is noticeable … your suicide would be too. You matter. You’re beautiful.
How you and your best friend act like retards...
When listening to your favorite songs; Witnessing fights at school; When you two insult someone; When someone insults one of you; Telling each other secrets; Recording a video; When eating; How you two comfort each other at hard times; When your best friend is absent;
Go to Google
type in Define Gigabyte
click the speaker next to the definition
feel your life change uncomfortably
chaystar: Dear hot people: Take one for the team and date me so I can stop stalking you all
thelifesavingparachute: I like how on IMDb it starts off the storyline for Catching Fire as “The continuing adventures of Katniss Everdeen..” Like it’s going to be happy and shit. You don’t understand IMDb. You just don’t understand.
Pretty Girl Crying: Shiny eyes, rosy cheeks, cute little sobbing noises.
Me Crying: Slowly dying walrus.